I'm so happy he made time for me. This is the best.
"So, Homei, you had your eyes on that cherry and skull hair pin for a while now, didn't you?"
<3 He remembered! He remembered the hair pins that I really liked!
"I think that would look good on you, sine you're a lot prettier with your hair down."
... Ehe. Ehehehehehe... He likes it when my hair is down...
"?! Is that... THE TSUNDERE QUEEN!?"
... I don't like that voice...
"It is! Hey guys, look! It's the Tsundere Queen! She's hanging with that cousin of hers again!"
It's those three idiots Penne, Diego and Boris again... They're laughing at me...
Vance, please hold my hand tight... Just pull me along and away from these three... Please...
"? Homei, your face is back to that expressionless self... What wrong? Is it those three over there?"
"... Yes..."
I can still remember that stupid song of mine they made just to insult me.
"Hey guys, let's sing that again. You know, that!"
" "Yeah!!" "
Oh God, please... Don't sing that... I squeezed Vance's hand tighter, to give him a signal to move away, but he just wouldn't. What's he doing?
<<< ... (cue beat!)
Penne : Repeat after me!
Goons : (Repeat after me!)
Repeat after me! (Repeat after me!)
Tsundere queen! (Tsundere queen!) Tsundere queen! (Tsundere queen!)
HOMEI! (Homei!) HOMEI! (Homei!)
She so tsun, she like li-quid- ny-trojan!!!
(She's so tsun, she's like liquid nitrogen!)
HOMEI! (Homei!) HOMEI!!! (Homei!)
If you stand right next to her you will get AI^S BOON~!
(If you stand right next to her you will get ice burn~!)
Iceburg! (Iceberg!) Iceburg! (Iceberg!)
She's an ASS, and she ends her sentences with DAYSOO!!!
(She's an S, and she ends her sentences with desu!)
HOMEI! (Homei!) HOMEI! (Homei!)
She so tsun, she's like a stinking WEEABOO!
(She's so tsun, she's like a stinking weeaboo!)
She so void! (So void!) She so void! (So void!)
She don't have anybody- >>>
BAM! A loud explosion resounded above their heads.
" "GAH!?! " "
"Not again! It's the terrorist!!!"
Vance stepped up! With that Air Bomb technique thing again!... What's he going to do?
"Hey, you."
He's pointing at Penne?
"Wh- wha- what do you want, old geezer?"
Vance looks like a real knight in shining armour like that. He's not the most handsome, but he's the best.
"You actually like Homei, don't you."
!?
"HAH- AAAAH!?! N- NO- NO- NO! I... I DON'T!"
"Be honest with me. You like to tease her, and you even put your feelings into a song for her sake, right?"
?! He's pinning Penne down really well! That's my Vance!
"I... That song was made... To... To..."
"Whatever the reason you made that for was, it was to get her attention to look at you, right? It's filled completely with your emotions for her. You keep calling her cold, and unloving, but she's not. It's even proven from the fact that you gave her the term 'tsundere' instead of just using 'tsun'. Not to mention, you're the main rapper in that song of yours, weren't you? You actually want to know more about her, don't you?"
Vance is really brutal... To be intimidating a boy like that in public like a real adult... Penne is looking down, and his face is completely red.
"Then, old man, if... If it was that obvious..."
"Do it."
? What? What did Vance mean by 'do it'?
"... Thank you, old geezer!!!"
...? Penne is walking towards me?
"... Homei."
Wow. That's a really serious tone of voice I'm hearing from a guy who fools around all day.
!?! Wait...! By 'do it', did he mean...
"I like you. Please go out with me!"
... A confession.
Even if he does this now, even if he wants to know more about me, I won't appreciate a man who can't read all my signals, who's so immature to play around and mess with me, who can't seriously look me in the eyes and say 'You're the highest on my priority list.'...
"I refuse."
... I turned him down really quickly. Maybe that was a bit too harsh, but I don't plan on showing any hospitality around these people.
"I... I see. That's... too bad. You're missing out."
Me? Missing out? What, is he trying to BAIT me to accept now? What a dastardly tactic!
"I'm not missing out anything, stupid Penne. Vance is infinitely better than an amateurish, immature STUCK-UP like yourself who doesn't put his heart into understanding what others think. I'm not missing out at all, YOU'RE the one missing out because you can't show concern for others and you've been without an actual, proper girlfriend for all your life."
... Oops, I may have let loose a bit too much there.
Penne just walked away, completely devastated.
"... Homei, remember when I said your monotonous voice creeps me out?"
? "Yeah?"
"Yeeeeaaah... That is nowhere compared to you scolding him down just now."
... Oh no! That's the first time I've shown Vance my angry side!... It's... so embarrassing...
What will he think of me. He probably thinks I'm a bad girl...
"Vance?"
"!? Palchou?!"
? Vance is talking to a man who's holding Penne's head...
"What have you done to my son?"
Why is VANCE SAYING that?!
"Why are you saying that, Vance? You're unwed and childless!"
"That should be MY line, Vance. What have you done to my son?"
... Wait, so that man... Is Penne's father?
"Daddy, that man there made me confess to that girl, and she rejected me."
Penne looks really depressed. Is this his first rejection or something?
"I... haven't really done anything. Your boy there flirted with my cousin and got dropped like a rock."
"... That's your cousin?"
"What, you don't believe me?"
Vance turns around, squats down and looks at me. What does he want?
"Homei! Huggle me!"
<3 He wants a huggle!! Huggle huggle huggle!!!
I ran behind him, pressed his head against my chest, and nudged my body against his hair and scalp, while wrapping my arms around his neck. Ahh, I can smell it~ He washed his head with shampoo before meeting me today~! Hehehehehehehe~!
"Okay, that's enough, Homei. That's quite enough."
? Vance is standing up... Does he not want a huggle?
"What daughter would ever do THAT to her father?"
! He was using my love for him... to clarify doubts between us... <3
"... I see. Well, I won't pursue this matter then, if she's a cousin. See you tomorrow at work."
"Okay. It's been hard on you, Palchou! I'll be relying on you as always!"
! That man's Palchou the Chief Engineer?
"Vance, is that the guy whom you always talked about, the guy who bootlicks his boss?"
"Let's not waste anymore time on things you already know, Homei. Let's get you those hair pins."
<3 "Let's!"
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